May 2013
8 posts
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
defuzzification:
entertainingwealthybitches:
90sdefect:
ghdos:
the4mat:
andross:
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot...”
– Rachel Wiley (via hotbroccoli)
April 2013
3 posts
7 tags
Today I did:
70 minutes of pilates.
100 jumping jacks
75 glute bridges
50 monkey curls
50 bicep curls
50 tricep kickbacks
50 calf raises
50 dumbbell rows
25 reverse flies
45 lunges
and I made healthy breakfast and lunch decisions, with a small unhealthy snack.
Today is a good day. Hoping for a good dinner (:
March 2013
30 posts
3 tags
I am very depressed lately. But it’s like, I don’t even want to bitch on the internet. I want to do shit to fix it (and I know some things I could do), but I’m so fucking lazy about them. I’ll clean for like 6 hours but taking proactive, productive steps to feel better is like, gah, the worst. What the fuck is wrong with me? I’ve never been this bad off. All I want is...
5 tags
I always thought you made more friends as you got older. Feel like I have less all the time.
“Too often, the only escape is sleep.”
– Charles Bukowski (via n-e-r-v-o-s-a)
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1 tag
lemongrabmybuns:
Why don’t I matter to anyone? And why does it matter to me that I don’t at all?
harrysgettinhead:
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
6 tags
Today I earned:
two NTC badges (“Shaped Back” and “Butt Buster”)
a smoothie recipe reward
a sore back, sore legs, and a sore booty
and some new pants from Charlotte Russe!
(And hopefully a boyfriend back massage tonight?)
GO ME! #committed
How to Do the Perfect Squat →
“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there...”
– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via nimbus2ooo)
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Did my booty workout! Taking a little music break and then time to work on the back! Everyone’s gonna love watching me walk away ;) lulzzzz
3 tags
What I hate about the MyFitnessPal app is that there’s no estimate for how many calories you burn by doing strength exercises, only cardio. I don’t know how they’d figure it out but how does my treadmill do it?
“If you cannot find a friend who is good, wise, and loving, walk alone, like a...”
– Buddha (via cosmofilius)
7 tags
Read about chin exercises online. Apparently today is Arm and Chin Day. WILL I LOSE THE DOUBLE CHIN AND ANNOYING PITLETS?!?! STAY TUNED.!!!!
3 tags
My legs are so sore I LOVE IT
February 2013
127 posts
Why am I never truly happy?
shakethecobwebs:
it would be really nice if during our first conversation dudes would ask me about my favorite book instead of my favorite sexual position
men are the worst
3 tags
Haven’t slept yet. Horny. Want my boyfriends dick in my mouth. Gah
8 tags
Where can I play the old PlayStation game pandemonium???
