Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django? He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s. The hell you want him to say? “young black man” “African American chap” “Young Brutha” “beautiful chocolate fellows”
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via hotbroccoli)
Today I did:
70 minutes of pilates. 100 jumping jacks 75 glute bridges 50 monkey curls 50 bicep curls 50 tricep kickbacks 50 calf raises 50 dumbbell rows 25 reverse flies 45 lunges and I made healthy breakfast and lunch decisions, with a small unhealthy snack. Today is a good day. Hoping for a good dinner (:
I am very depressed lately. But it’s like, I don’t even want to bitch on the internet. I want to do shit to fix it (and I know some things I could do), but I’m so fucking lazy about them. I’ll clean for like 6 hours but taking proactive, productive steps to feel better is like, gah, the worst. What the fuck is wrong with me? I’ve never been this bad off. All I want is...
I always thought you made more friends as you got older. Feel like I have less all the time.
Too often, the only escape is sleep.– Charles Bukowski (via n-e-r-v-o-s-a)
lemongrabmybuns: Why don’t I matter to anyone? And why does it matter to me that I don’t at all?
harrysgettinhead: “you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day i said god damn
Today I earned: two NTC badges (“Shaped Back” and “Butt Buster”) a smoothie recipe reward a sore back, sore legs, and a sore booty and some new pants from Charlotte Russe! (And hopefully a boyfriend back massage tonight?) GO ME! #committed
How to Do the Perfect Squat →
As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there...– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via nimbus2ooo)
Did my booty workout! Taking a little music break and then time to work on the back! Everyone’s gonna love watching me walk away ;) lulzzzz
What I hate about the MyFitnessPal app is that there’s no estimate for how many calories you burn by doing strength exercises, only cardio. I don’t know how they’d figure it out but how does my treadmill do it?
If you cannot find a friend who is good, wise, and loving, walk alone, like a...– Buddha (via cosmofilius)
Read about chin exercises online. Apparently today is Arm and Chin Day. WILL I LOSE THE DOUBLE CHIN AND ANNOYING PITLETS?!?! STAY TUNED.!!!!
My legs are so sore I LOVE IT
Why am I never truly happy?
shakethecobwebs: it would be really nice if during our first conversation dudes would ask me about my favorite book instead of my favorite sexual position men are the worst
Haven’t slept yet. Horny. Want my boyfriends dick in my mouth. Gah
Where can I play the old PlayStation game pandemonium???